ROB YUBLIND
a.k.a. Mister Yublind, Your Father, Chuck
From: The Finest Titty Bar in Miami
Fact: Megalomaniac
Throughout his entire life, Rob Yublind has made money by exploiting people. Lots of money in fact. Rob was raised in Knoxville, Tennessee. After high school, he quickly learned that women were nothing but objects for men to use and then throw away like garbage. Noticing the vast number of whores in Knoxville (specifically in the college sorrorities), Rob quickly manipulated the young women into turning tricks for his own personal gain.Bypassing college for a career as a pimp turned out to be a great move as Rob was rolling in the dough...as well as in the hoes. However, he was forced to leave town when a scandal involving a Baptist minister, two hookers, a sheep, and a porno flick hidden inside a Bible landed Yublind's picture on the front page of the local paper with the headline: "Porn King of Knoxville."
But Rob had already made his money and moved to Florida to live the good life. Already heavy into the "adult entertainment" industry with strip clubs all over the south, Rob decided
to become a wrestling manager after a chance encounter with the wrestler who would become known as Menace. Only one thing could bring Rob Yublind back to the godforsaken state of Tennessee...and that was Menace.
The mere sight of Rob Yublind makes many sick to their stomachs. His pompous and arrogant attitude only solidify those feelings. He is nearly booed out of every arena he steps in. Of course, it doesn't help that he refers to the fans as trailer park trash and poster children for abortion. One thing is certain: he has guided Menace to new heights in his career...while sinking to new lows in the process.
After manipulating the young son of Gene Goodman (promoter of Southeastern Championship Wrestling) into selling his half of SCW, Yublind changed the name of the company to PWF Mid-South and seized control of the company. Rob ushered in new talent, including Menace. But the ungrateful Menace ditched Rob Yublind, leaving the former manager to concentrate on the backstage affairs of PWF Mid-South.
The rift between Yublind and Menace was eventually reconciled, but by then, PWF Mid-South had gone belly up and Rob was ruined. He is not seen much anymore...but as long as there are people to manipulate and money to extort, Rob Yublind will always be up to something.
STUART "THE STOOGE" PIDASSO
a.k.a. "STUcam" or "stuCAM" or just "STU"
From: The University of Florida Film School
Fact: Has Never Been Laid
The elusive member of Team Greatness, Stu was hired by Rob Yublind in Florida in order to document Menace and Rob Yublind's every moment of greatness in the summer of 2001. Stu had previously attended the University of Tennessee, but didn't want to be known as a loser his entire life, so he transferred to Florida. Rob and Stu met on Stu's 21st birthday in one of Yublind's Miami tittie bars. After nearly being ridden out of town during a lapdance by an exotic Asian, Stu realized he had blown his entire college tuition on booze and strippers in the span of just a few hours. Rob Yublind took notice of this young man who had purchased 20 lapdances in a single night. The two discussed their Tennessee connection, wrestling, and a wrestler Rob had recently met. Stu was promised lots of money and women if he would follow them around filming Yublind and Menace's every move, but so far has received neither.
Stu is considered a genius of his craft. Sadly, this fact does not seem to be appreciated by the females.
However, this genius did not go unnoticed by Mister Yublind, who forced Stu to film and edit all scenes in the infamous "Menace-Conda" adult video series. During one shoot, Menace was making two ring rats tap out to the 21 inches of greatness as the unwilling cameraman struggled to find the perfect angle. It was then that Stu noticed that something was missing from his life.
Eventually, Stu, with all debts paid off, ventured out on his own in search of a "stuGAL" to call his own. He only hopes that his experiences with Rob Yublind and Menace did not corrupt him to the point where it would be impossible to have a normal relationship with a woman. He doesn't ask for much: love, understanding, kindness, and a willingness to let him videotape all sexual encounters in order to post them on the internet.
